{"id":4789,"date":"2015-09-02T18:26:41","date_gmt":"2015-09-02T17:26:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.urpean.com\/?p=4789"},"modified":"2015-09-02T18:26:41","modified_gmt":"2015-09-02T17:26:41","slug":"alerte-enlevement-heureux-denouement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.urpean.com\/?p=4789","title":{"rendered":"ALERTE  ENL\u00c8VEMENT !&#8230;HEUREUX D\u00c9NOUEMENT !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Suite \u00e0 la d\u00e9nonciation anonyme d\u2019un honn\u00eate plongeur, le d\u00e9tendeur GAZELEC a \u00e9t\u00e9 retrouv\u00e9 et \u00a0un suspect a \u00e9t\u00e9 interpell\u00e9 :<\/p>\n<p>Monsieur \u00a0HOUTUDENMONSACQPAREREUR \u00a0 Jeff<\/p>\n<p>Apr\u00e8s interrogatoire \u00a0et recoupement avec les d\u00e9clarations du d\u00e9tendeur, l&rsquo;hypoth\u00e8se de la fugue amoureuse consentie \u00a0a \u00e9t\u00e9 retenue.<\/p>\n<p>La majorit\u00e9 sexuelle des Mares V32 \u00e9tant fix\u00e9e \u00e0 9 mois et 40 m\u00e8tres, aucune charge ne sera retenue contre le suspect.<\/p>\n<p>Merci \u00e0 tous pour votre vigilance<\/p>\n<p>Serge Apaty (Pr\u00e9sident de la section plong\u00e9e Gazelec)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Suite \u00e0 la d\u00e9nonciation anonyme d\u2019un honn\u00eate plongeur, le d\u00e9tendeur GAZELEC a \u00e9t\u00e9 retrouv\u00e9 et \u00a0un suspect a \u00e9t\u00e9 interpell\u00e9 : Monsieur \u00a0HOUTUDENMONSACQPAREREUR \u00a0 Jeff Apr\u00e8s interrogatoire \u00a0et recoupement avec les d\u00e9clarations du d\u00e9tendeur, l&rsquo;hypoth\u00e8se de la fugue amoureuse consentie \u00a0a \u00e9t\u00e9 retenue. La majorit\u00e9 sexuelle des Mares V32 \u00e9tant fix\u00e9e \u00e0 9 mois et&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vie-du-club"],"views":1826,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.urpean.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.urpean.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.urpean.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.urpean.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.urpean.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4789"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.urpean.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4789\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4790,"href":"https:\/\/www.urpean.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4789\/revisions\/4790"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.urpean.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.urpean.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.urpean.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}